WATCH: Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat Without Effort!

[Simon]

In a bid to make eating junk food even easier, U.S. fast food companies have come up with the amazing feedbag!

Watch it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw_1CIwwEIA

:lol:

[brettbh]

The majority of Americans watching that will be probably say, "Hey, cool! Where can I buy one?"

Hmmm. Actually, I suspect that there really would be a market for these (in the US, anyway). I wonder whether the idea has already been patented?

Last year, we visited the Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle on what I can only assume was the day of the Washington Fat Club’s annual outing. I have never in my life seen so many morbidly obese people in a single location. The place was, literally, packed with porkers, loaded with lardies and heaped high with human Hindenburgs. And all of them were wobbling and waddling as fast their fatty-fatty-two-by-four-can't-get-through-an-open-door legs would carry them (which wasn’t very fast at all) to join the exceptionally long queue at the McDonald’s outlet. It was really quite shocking.

The Island is extremely close to the US border and it made me wonder whether the tremors that we sometimes experience here are really caused by earthquakes or by Americans "running" to get their next super-sized double-whopper and fries.

Yes, I can definitely see there being a market for these feedbags.

[mountainhiker]

The majority of Americans watching that will be probably say, "Hey, cool! Where can I buy one?"

Hmmm. Actually, I suspect that there really would be a market for these (in the US, anyway). I wonder whether the idea has already been patented?

Last year, we visited the Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle on what I can only assume was the day of the Washington Fat Club’s annual outing. I have never in my life seen so many morbidly obese people in a single location. The place was, literally, packed with porkers, loaded with lardies and heaped with human Hindenburgs. And all of them were wobbling and waddling as fast their fatty-fatty-two-by-four-can't-get-through-an-open-door legs would carry them (which wasn’t very fast at all) to join the exceptionally long queue at the McDonald’s outlet. It was really quite shocking.

The Island is extremely close to the US border and it made me wonder whether the tremors that we sometimes experience here are really caused by earthquakes or by Americans "running" to get their next super-sized double-whopper and fries.

Yes, I can definitely see there being a market for these feedbags.

I would think some method of mainline right into you veins would save some of these people a lot of time!

[Simon]

Mainline? :blink:

[brettbh]

He's been watching too much Thomas the Tank Engine. "Coughs and sneezles spread diseasels ... etc., etc."

[mountainhiker]

Mainline?

Mainline, as in you stick a needle in the arm and pump it directly into the bloodstream.

Thomas the Tank Engine

- you need to stop watching so much TV. :lol:

[brettbh]

- you need to stop watching so much TV.

I watch very, very little TV. And I'm selective in what I do watch. There's no Springer in my diet, Boyo ;-)